TRUE STORIES: When you get all of your friends hooked on WoW so that you can have "intelligent conversation".
When you meet real Guild members in R/L but still call each other by your game name. Have meet several of my fellow guildies. Do not use real names. Honestly!
When your only form of communication with friends is to Whisp them during live game time. (see first entry)
You walk through a store and guess how many you can aggro and still beat to the check out.
1. Attempt to attack the nearest wildlife you see
2. Prowl around the bushes looking for herbs
3. Break rocks with a hammer and become depressed when copper does not come out.
4. Attempt to wave a rod around a bear or other agressive animal to tame it. It doesn't work.
5. You begin skinning things excessively. People who walk into you room see books without covers, cloth seated chairs with only the frame, and squirrel pelts hanging from your wall.
6. You walk into a group of your friends talking and yell "GIFT OF THE WILD" and punch one. He punches you back, and you claim his armor was buffed, so it was unnececary.
7. You tie a wreath of thorns around your waist expecting it to repel assailants.
8. You attempt to prowl out of class.
9. You go to work and tell your boss that you will give everyone aspect of the pack to up production.
10. You're on the way to work one morning, see a large rock sitting on the ground and think, "Hey, I could sell that."
12. When you're sitting in a room with five other guys (all of whom are playing WoW), the clock strikes midnight and one of the guys says "ding" because it's his birthday.
13. When you ask how much gold a real-life object costs.
14. When you call your 28-year-old, real-life friend a 12-year-old because he plays Horde.
15. When you call a new BMW an epic mount.
16. When a friend loans you something and the first thing you ask is, "is it soulbound?"
17. When you're playing D&D and can't stop interjecting with WoW quips - "Is is BOP?" "I'll set my hearthstone here," "Where is the nearest AH," etc.